Shutdown Rations: Instant Noodles & Bad Decisions

When the paychecks stop but the noodles keep flowing — it’s survival mode, baby. This 2.5-inch limited edition vinyl sticker pays tribute to the brave souls fueling up on ramen, caffeine, and questionable life choices during the Government Shutdown 2025.

Whether you’re mission essential, furloughed, or just hanging on by a single noodle, this one’s for you. We’re laughing through the pain too — because yeah, this shutdown’s hitting us right in the wallet as well.