This Cooler Is More Reliable Than Our Comms

If you know, you know. This classic Playmate-style cooler has been keeping sandwiches cold and secrets safe since the ’70s — and unlike your field comms, it actually works. A millennial childhood icon turned military meme, this 2.5-inch vinyl sticker perfectly captures that mix of nostalgia and frustration every service member has felt yelling, “You got comms?”

Because let’s be honest — this cooler has outlived duty stations, deployments, and at least three different radio systems. It’s still in your dad’s garage, ready to deploy again, just like you.